Category: Comedy

It’s amazing what you learn from those with you share a birthdate.

California pioneered environmentalism, gave birth to the hippie movement and is home to Silicon Valley. The Golden State is forward-thinking. Maybe it’s the time difference. You get the feeling that Californians treat the east the same way parents treat a toddler. Once they’re put…

Twitter is like a Speedo swimsuit. It looks bad on a man over 50.

As mayor, it’s hard for my constituents to understand what I do. Is my job ceremonial, they wonder, like the Queen’s? But when they see me taking on potholes, it’s very clear that I am a man of action. I’m a problem-solver. Got a…

Getting off social media is like not being invited to a party you never wanted to go to.

Midwinter means lane-shrinkage. Thanks to snow accumulation, two-lane streets become one-lane streets. One-way streets become no-way streets. The result is the automotive version of the February blahs, a situation that can bring out unseemly aspects of the human character.

You cannot make being a dad cool. It’s impossible. That includes, in the case of the Pacifica, making being uncool hip.

We are getting rid of buttons so we can have touchscreens that feel like buttons.

The American Canon – History in 140 Characters or Less

Everyone loves video games and everyone loves ice cream (except the lactose intolerant) but what if they were the same thing? Pandas would love them.