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Category: Featured

June 15, 2019
Dogs and Cars Quiz

Summer hasn’t hit Canada yet, but there have already been reports of dog owners leaving their pets to suffer inside cars in sweltering conditions. On May 22, a woman in Victoria was fined for leaving her dog in her car for over an hour….

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May 25, 2019
To give or Not to Give…

So, I plan to give it to my oldest daughter, who is getting her licence. It seems the natural course of action. After all, I’ve been on the receiving end of a few old beaters.

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Orange is in.
April 30, 2019
The Rockford Files

As a kid growing up in the 1970s, I was addicted to the show and mesmerized by the car. The infatuation never subsided. In the 1990s, when I was starting a career as a freelance writer, I watched the show on A&E and Jim Rockford seemed like the champion of self-employed writers everywhere.

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April 24, 2019
Left Lane Hogs

I’ve made it my personal mission to combat these vile driving practices. I devote a column every year to lamenting such poor driving. I have to admit that, so far, I’m failing badly at my mission.

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April 15, 2019
Hey Doug! Here’s an idea.

Doug Ford is missing a golden opportunity. His Progressive Conservative government announced that it is replacing Ontario’s “Yours To Discover” licence-plate slogan on commercial vehicles.

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Orange is in.
April 11, 2019
My Birthday McSweeney’s

It’s amazing what you learn from those with you share a birthdate.

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March 29, 2019
California Commute

California pioneered environmentalism, gave birth to the hippie movement and is home to Silicon Valley. The Golden State is forward-thinking. Maybe it’s the time difference. You get the feeling that Californians treat the east the same way parents treat a toddler. Once they’re put…

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March 13, 2019
Move to the Mini?

He was a Mini Cooper convert, a zealot. After owning a Nissan Maxima, and prior to that a Buick Park Avenue, my father-in-law bought a Mini Cooper in 2012 and has been smitten ever since. He lives in western New York and wanted a…

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March 6, 2019
Twitter is…

Twitter is like a Speedo swimsuit. It looks bad on a man over 50.

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Man walking on winter sidewalk
March 5, 2019
Mayor Pothole

As mayor, it’s hard for my constituents to understand what I do. Is my job ceremonial, they wonder, like the Queen’s? But when they see me taking on potholes, it’s very clear that I am a man of action. I’m a problem-solver. Got a…

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