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Category: Featured

April 24, 2019
Left Lane Hogs

I’ve made it my personal mission to combat these vile driving practices. I devote a column every year to lamenting such poor driving. I have to admit that, so far, I’m failing badly at my mission.

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April 15, 2019
Hey Doug! Here’s an idea.

Doug Ford is missing a golden opportunity. His Progressive Conservative government announced that it is replacing Ontario’s “Yours To Discover” licence-plate slogan on commercial vehicles.

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Orange is in.
April 11, 2019
My Birthday McSweeney’s

It’s amazing what you learn from those with you share a birthdate.

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March 29, 2019
California Commute

California pioneered environmentalism, gave birth to the hippie movement and is home to Silicon Valley. The Golden State is forward-thinking. Maybe it’s the time difference. You get the feeling that Californians treat the east the same way parents treat a toddler. Once they’re put…

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March 13, 2019
Move to the Mini?

He was a Mini Cooper convert, a zealot. After owning a Nissan Maxima, and prior to that a Buick Park Avenue, my father-in-law bought a Mini Cooper in 2012 and has been smitten ever since. He lives in western New York and wanted a…

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March 6, 2019
Twitter is…

Twitter is like a Speedo swimsuit. It looks bad on a man over 50.

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Man walking on winter sidewalk
March 5, 2019
Mayor Pothole

As mayor, it’s hard for my constituents to understand what I do. Is my job ceremonial, they wonder, like the Queen’s? But when they see me taking on potholes, it’s very clear that I am a man of action. I’m a problem-solver. Got a…

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Orange is in.
March 3, 2019
Twitter

Getting off social media is like not being invited to a party you never wanted to go to.

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February 15, 2019
A stroll through Matera, Italy makes the case for pedestrian-first cities

At first, shop and restaurant owners worried that the pedestrian-only zones would be bad for business. This doesn’t seem to be the case. These areas are crowded with people enjoying a customary evening passeggiata (from “passegiare” which means “to stroll”). They stay busy late into the evening, window-shopping and going for supper.

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February 15, 2019
Stepping up and stepping out, in a modern minivan

I never had a minivan crisis. I’ve driven a Dodge Grand Caravan since 2005 and fail to understand the anxiety. I always expected to one day become a dad and I always expected, as soon as the metamorphosis was complete, to become a sock-and-sandal-wearing doofus embarrassment. And I was right.

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